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Joke Topic - 'Mechanic'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Mechanic'.

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Did you hear about the idiot who buried his car battery when the auto mechanic told him that it was dead?


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Politicians

If voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
If not voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
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Exam

What is black and white and hard all over?
An exam paper.
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Boss

We call our boss caterpillar.
He got where he is by crawling.
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Dinosaur

What do you get when a dinosaur has a car accident?
Tyrannosarus wrecks.
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Cookies

Include Your Children when Baking Cookies
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Wolf

Did you hear the joke about the wolf?
Yes, it made me howl.
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Flies

What do you call a fly that has no wings?
A walk.
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Cats

And now spell mousetrap in three letters.
C, A, T
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Snowmen

Why don't snowmen ever marry?
They always get cold feet at the last minute.

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