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Joke Topic - 'Medicine'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Medicine'.

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Doctor: So what is Hamish complaining about now?>
Nurse: He says that he recovered before all his medicine was finished so he wants a refund on the cost of his prescription.
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Don't study medicine and law at the same time, it tries your patients
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How do you get your revenge on a doctor?
Give him a taste of his own medicine.
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Why did the pony need some cough medicine?
He was a little hoarse.


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A Comedian

Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a comedian.
Doctor: You must be joking.
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Married

Yo' mama's so poor, she married young just to get the rice!
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Ghosts

What is a ghost-proof bicycle?
One with no spooks on the wheels.
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Santa Claus

What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
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Cows

What do you get if you cross a cow and a duck?
Milk and quackers.
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Fishing

What do you call a man who likes to go fishing every weekend?
Rod!
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Elephants

What is grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when you are ill?
A get wellephant.
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Girlfriends

My girlfriend's teeth are like stars they come out every night...
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A Yes Man

He's not a yes man.
When his boss says no, he says no.

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