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Joke Topic - 'Medicine'
Doctor: So what is Hamish complaining about now?>
Nurse: He says that he recovered before all his medicine was finished so he wants a refund on the cost of his prescription.
Nurse: He says that he recovered before all his medicine was finished so he wants a refund on the cost of his prescription.
Don't study medicine and law at the same time, it tries your patients
How do you get your revenge on a doctor?
Give him a taste of his own medicine.
Give him a taste of his own medicine.
Why did the pony need some cough medicine?
He was a little hoarse.
He was a little hoarse.
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A Comedian
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a comedian.
Doctor: You must be joking.
Doctor: You must be joking.
Married
Yo' mama's so poor, she married young just to get the rice!
Ghosts
What is a ghost-proof bicycle?
One with no spooks on the wheels.
One with no spooks on the wheels.
Santa Claus
What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
Subordinate Clauses.
Cows
What do you get if you cross a cow and a duck?
Milk and quackers.
Milk and quackers.
Fishing
What do you call a man who likes to go fishing every weekend?
Rod!
Rod!
Elephants
What is grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when you are ill?
A get wellephant.
A get wellephant.
Girlfriends
My girlfriend's teeth are like stars they come out every night...
A Yes Man
He's not a yes man.
When his boss says no, he says no.
When his boss says no, he says no.
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