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Joke Topic - 'Mediocre'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Mediocre'.

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Only the mediocre are always at their best


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Dogs

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?
A dog that has somewhere to store its own lead.
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Politicians

Nobody can fix the economy.
Nobody can be trusted with their finger on the button.
Nobody's perfect.
VOTE FOR NOBODY!
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Car

Why can't a car play football?
Because it only has one boot.
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Doctors

The doctor said, 'Is your cough better now?'
My brother said, 'Oh yes much better. I've been practicing for weeks.'
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Like

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alec Mary but I don't like you.
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Stupid

Yo' mama's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the cops she got mugged!
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Door

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima gonna break down this door if you don't open it!
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Antiques

Many Antiques At Senior Citizens' Sale
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Frogs

What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?
Hoppalong Cassidy.

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