Joke Topic - 'Melodies'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Melodies'.

Did you hear about the musical ghost? He wrote haunting melodies.

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A Zebra

What do you get if you cross a zebra and a pig?
Striped sausages.

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

Julie: It takes me an hour to get to work in the morning.
Jean: Is that before or after you arrive?

'Are you married?'
'No, I've always been round-shouldered.'

Where does Blackbeard the Pirate hide his treasure chest?
Underneath his treasure shirt.

Have you heard about the cannibal restaurant?
A meal will cost you an arm and a leg.

If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go beep beep beep!

Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.

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