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Joke Topic - 'Melodies'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Melodies'.

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Did you hear about the musical ghost? He wrote haunting melodies.


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A Zebra

What do you get if you cross a zebra and a pig?
Striped sausages.
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Perfume

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
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Work

Julie: It takes me an hour to get to work in the morning.
Jean: Is that before or after you arrive?
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Married

'Are you married?'
'No, I've always been round-shouldered.'
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Pirates

Where does Blackbeard the Pirate hide his treasure chest?
Underneath his treasure shirt.
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Cannibals

Have you heard about the cannibal restaurant?
A meal will cost you an arm and a leg.
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Computers

If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
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Cargo

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go beep beep beep!
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Everything

Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.

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