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Joke Topic - 'Memory'


Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Memory'.

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Billy: My mother has the worst memory in the world.
Frank: She forgets everything?
Billy: No. she remembers everything.
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Doctor, doctor, I keep losing my memory.
When did you first notice it?
When did I first notice what?
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How can you tell your computer is getting old?
It begins to lose its memory.
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What do you get from a cow that has lost it's memory?
Milk of amnesia.
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What do you get from a cow that has lost it's memory?
Milk of amnesia.
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What's the first sign that your computer is getting old?
It starts to have memory problems.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Invested

Did you hear what happened to the man who invested all his money in a company who made erasers?
When the company went bankrupt, he was wiped out.
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Fish

Where do fish keep their money?
In river banks.
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Deafness

My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.
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Painter

Is Hertz Van Rental a Dutch painter?
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College

What key went to college?
A Yale.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frank you very much.
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Cheese

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
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Golf

Golfer: "That can't possibly be my ball. It looks far too old".
Caddy: "Well, It has been a long time since we started, sir."
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Love To

I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.

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