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Joke Topic - 'Menu'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Menu'.


Diner: Excuse me, waiter, but is there spaghetti on the menu?
Waiter: No, but I am sure that we have some in the kitchen.

Waiter, waiter what's on the menu tonight?
I'm not sure, sir, but it looks like last night's special.

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What should you do if you lock yourself out of your house?
Keep singing until you find the right key.

Christmas Eve

What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus on Christmas Eve?
Well, that wraps it up for another year.

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