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Joke Topic - 'Menu'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Menu'.

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Diner: Excuse me, waiter, but is there spaghetti on the menu?
Waiter: No, but I am sure that we have some in the kitchen.
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Waiter, waiter what's on the menu tonight?
I'm not sure, sir, but it looks like last night's special.


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Why did the cookie visit a doctor?
Because he felt crummy.
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Who was the first underwater spy?
James Pond.
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Wife

Fred: Did you meet your wife at the airport yesterday?
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Blondes

Q: Why did the Blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
A: Because it said concentrate.
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Three Bears

Which monster ate the three bears' porridge?
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Sing

What should you do if you lock yourself out of your house?
Keep singing until you find the right key.
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Christmas Eve

What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus on Christmas Eve?
Well, that wraps it up for another year.

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