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Joke Topic - 'Message'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Message'.

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Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back.


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Bees

What do you call a bee which is born in the month of May?
A maybee.
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Christmas

I wouldn't say he is stupid, but he thinks that Christmas Eve is a tug of war that is held at Christmas.
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Birds

Nothing succeeds like a budgie with no teeth.
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King Kong

If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-pong and died, what would they put on his coffin?
A lid.
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Eggs

How can you drop and egg six feet without it breaking?
By dropping it seven feet - it won't break for the first six.
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Stamps

How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?
12
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Dogs

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
A shaggy dogs tale.
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Cars

What do you call a person who draws amusing pictures of motor vehicles?
A car-toonist.
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Read

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

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