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Joke Topic - 'Mice'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Mice'.

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My mother in law called today...
I knew it was her, when she knocked on the front door all the mice threw themselves on the traps!
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What do mice use to avoid bad breath?
Mousewash.
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What do you get is you cross an elephant with a cat?
Very nervous mice.
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What has three tails, twelve legs and can't see?
Three blind mice.


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Squash

What is the noisiest game?
Squash - because you can't play it without raising a racquet!
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Death

Death is hereditary
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Complaining

My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ...or something like that.
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Microscope

Why did the germ cross the microscope?
It wanted to get to the other slide.
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Drums

Why is a drum solo like a sneeze?
You know it's coming but you can't do anything to stop it.
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Skeletons

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body.
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Soap

Who steal soap and towels from the bathroom?
Robber ducks.
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Angry

Why are you so angry?
Because it's all the rage.
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Good Luck

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with 4 leaf clovers?
A rash of good luck!

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