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Joke Topic - 'Mice'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Mice'.


My mother in law called today...
I knew it was her, when she knocked on the front door all the mice threw themselves on the traps!

What do mice use to avoid bad breath?

What do you get is you cross an elephant with a cat?
Very nervous mice.

What has three tails, twelve legs and can't see?
Three blind mice.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics



What is the noisiest game?
Squash - because you can't play it without raising a racquet!


Death is hereditary


My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ...or something like that.


Why did the germ cross the microscope?
It wanted to get to the other slide.


Why is a drum solo like a sneeze?
You know it's coming but you can't do anything to stop it.


Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body.


Who steal soap and towels from the bathroom?
Robber ducks.


Why are you so angry?
Because it's all the rage.

Good Luck

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with 4 leaf clovers?
A rash of good luck!

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