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Joke Topic - 'Milk Shakes'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Milk Shakes'.

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Where do milk shakes come from?
Nervous cows.


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Dogs

What breed of dog would you want on your American football team?
A golden receiver.
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Christmas

Why did the Christmas cookie visit the doctor?
He was feeling crummy.
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Birds

What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup.'
'No, sir, actually that's the chef. The last customer was a witch doctor.'
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Rabbits

Why do rabbits have shiny noses?
Because their powder puffs are at the wrong end!
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Remind

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
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Dogs

If Fairbanks Alaska passed a law outlawing all dogs, what would it be called?
Dogless Fairbanks!
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Pets

'I call my pet Tiny,' said Peter.
'Why do you call him Tiny?' asked one of his friends.
'Because he's my newt.'
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Opinions

If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form.

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