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Joke Topic - 'Milk Shakes'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Milk Shakes'.


Where do milk shakes come from?
Nervous cows.

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What breed of dog would you want on your American football team?
A golden receiver.


Why did the Christmas cookie visit the doctor?
He was feeling crummy.


What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.


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'No, sir, actually that's the chef. The last customer was a witch doctor.'


Why do rabbits have shiny noses?
Because their powder puffs are at the wrong end!


I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.


If Fairbanks Alaska passed a law outlawing all dogs, what would it be called?
Dogless Fairbanks!


'I call my pet Tiny,' said Peter.
'Why do you call him Tiny?' asked one of his friends.
'Because he's my newt.'


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