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Joke Topic - 'Minimum'

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What do you call a party held in a basement?
A cellar-bration.


Don't you need a license to be that ugly?

Change A Light Bulb

How many British Rail staff does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to apologize for the delay.

Coffee Beans

Why couldn't the coffee bean go out to play with his friends?
He was grounded.


Xerox never comes up with anything original.


What do you call a ninety year old ant?
An antique.


Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bottle of gin.
I think you need a little tonic.


Do you play your piano by ear?
No, I play it by the open window to annoy my neighbors.

A Horse

What is drawn by a horse and delivers boxes of chocolates?
Cadbury's Milk Dray.

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