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Joke Topic - 'Minimum'


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What is the opposite of minimum?
Minidad.


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Parties

What do you call a party held in a basement?
A cellar-bration.
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License

Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
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Change A Light Bulb

How many British Rail staff does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to apologize for the delay.
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Coffee Beans

Why couldn't the coffee bean go out to play with his friends?
He was grounded.
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Original

Xerox never comes up with anything original.
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Ants

What do you call a ninety year old ant?
An antique.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bottle of gin.
I think you need a little tonic.
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Piano

Do you play your piano by ear?
No, I play it by the open window to annoy my neighbors.
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A Horse

What is drawn by a horse and delivers boxes of chocolates?
Cadbury's Milk Dray.

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