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Joke Topic - 'Mirror'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Mirror'.


Fred: My girlfriend spends hours in front of the mirror admiring her beauty. Do you think that's vanity?
George: No, it's just imagination.

Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?
To make sure he wasn't there.

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John: My mother thinks I'm too thin.
Helen: What gave you that idea?
John: She is always saying she can see right through me.

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What type of socks does a gardener like to wear when he is working?
Garden hose.


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The Meek

The meek shall inherit the earth - if that's all right with you?


Why is an astronaut like an American footballer?
They both like to make safe touch-downs.


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Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.


Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.

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