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Joke Topic - 'Mirror'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Mirror'.

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Fred: My girlfriend spends hours in front of the mirror admiring her beauty. Do you think that's vanity?
George: No, it's just imagination.
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Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?
To make sure he wasn't there.


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Ghost

Did you hear about the ghost who last year went to Africa on safari?
He was a big-game haunter.
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Mother

John: My mother thinks I'm too thin.
Helen: What gave you that idea?
John: She is always saying she can see right through me.
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A Gardener

What type of socks does a gardener like to wear when he is working?
Garden hose.
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Baby

What do baby outlaws like eating with their milk?
Crookies.
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The Meek

The meek shall inherit the earth - if that's all right with you?
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Astronauts

Why is an astronaut like an American footballer?
They both like to make safe touch-downs.
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Police

Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.
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Blondes

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.

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