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Joke Topic - 'Missed'


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Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.


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Cats

Do radioactive cats have eighteen half-lives?
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Elephants

Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they would look really silly carrying suitcases.
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Roman

What do you call a Roman emperor with flu?
Julius Sneezer.
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Computers

What do computers like to eat when they are hungry?
Chips.
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Teachers

Teacher: Take this sentence: "I don't have no fun at the weekend." How should I correct this?
Pupil: Perhaps you could try and find a boyfriend.
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School

Teacher: You missed school yesterday, didn't you?
Henry: No. Not even a little bit!
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Scottish

How did the little Scottie dog feel when he saw the Loch Ness monster?
Terrier-fied.
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Knocking

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ooze.
Ooze who?
Ooze that knocking at my door?
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Cannibals

First cannibal: What are you cooking for dinner?
Second cannibal: Shut up and get back in the oven.

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