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Joke Topic - 'Missing'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Missing'.


How do you find a missing railway train?
Follow its tracks.

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!

What do you call a stolen pork sausage?
The missing link.

Your village called. They're missing their idiot.

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What type of fish performs surgical operations?
A sturgeon.


How many tourists does it take to change a light bulb?
Six. One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.


When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're sitting there, staring at carpeting?


I drank eight cokes and burped 7-up


Bob only drinks to steady his nerves. In fact, the other night he got so steady he couldn't move.

King Kong

Why did King Kong buy 15 pairs of shoes?
Because he was a 30-foot monster.


Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide


Why was the trombone player thrown out of the band?
Because he was letting thing's slide.


Knock knock.
Who's there?
Venice who?
Venice lunch going to be ready?

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