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Joke Topic - 'Missing'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Missing'.

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How do you find a missing railway train?
Follow its tracks.
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I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
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What do you call a stolen pork sausage?
The missing link.
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Your village called. They're missing their idiot.


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Fish

What type of fish performs surgical operations?
A sturgeon.
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Tourists

How many tourists does it take to change a light bulb?
Six. One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.
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Birds

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're sitting there, staring at carpeting?
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Coke

I drank eight cokes and burped 7-up
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Drink

Bob only drinks to steady his nerves. In fact, the other night he got so steady he couldn't move.
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King Kong

Why did King Kong buy 15 pairs of shoes?
Because he was a 30-foot monster.
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Voters

Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide
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Trombone

Why was the trombone player thrown out of the band?
Because he was letting thing's slide.
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Lunch

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Venice.
Venice who?
Venice lunch going to be ready?

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