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Joke Topic - 'Missionary'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Missionary'.


A missionary in a remote jungle outpost found himself face to face with a ferocious lion. Knowing he was doomed for certain, he kneeled down and said his prayers. To his astonishment, the lion too kneeled quietly. "Praise God! This is a miracle!" the joyous missionary shouted. "Quiet!" growled the lion, "I'm saying grace ..."

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