Joke Topic - 'Mistakes'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Mistakes'.

A bachelor is a man who has not made the same mistake once.

A married man should always forget his mistakes.
There's no use two people remembering the same things.

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes.
You're bound to learn a lot today.

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Board Games

Which board game does Ebenezer Scrooge like to play at Christmas?
Mean-opoly.

Their marriage is based on trust and understanding.
She doesn't trust him, and he can't understand her.

"You're a high-priced lawyer! If I give you $500, will you answer two questions for me?"
"Absolutely! What's your second question?"

My girlfriend phoned me and said.. "Come on over there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home!

You know you're having a bad day when everyone avoids you the morning after the company office party.

What do cows like to read at the breakfast table?
The daily moospaper!

This bloke said to my brother, 'I think I'm a clock you know.'
My brother said, 'Well don't get wound up about it.'

What do you get if you cross an American pioneer with an English batting game?
Davy Cricket.

What do you call a huge gorilla who loves to dance?
King Conga.

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