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Joke Topic - 'Mistakes'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Mistakes'.

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A bachelor is a man who has not made the same mistake once.
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A married man should always forget his mistakes.
There's no use two people remembering the same things.
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Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
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You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes.
You're bound to learn a lot today.


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Board Games

Which board game does Ebenezer Scrooge like to play at Christmas?
Mean-opoly.
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Marriage

Their marriage is based on trust and understanding.
She doesn't trust him, and he can't understand her.
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Lawyers

"You're a high-priced lawyer! If I give you $500, will you answer two questions for me?"
"Absolutely! What's your second question?"
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Girlfriends

My girlfriend phoned me and said.. "Come on over there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home!
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Office Party

You know you're having a bad day when everyone avoids you the morning after the company office party.
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Cows

What do cows like to read at the breakfast table?
The daily moospaper!
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Clocks

This bloke said to my brother, 'I think I'm a clock you know.'
My brother said, 'Well don't get wound up about it.'
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Cricket

What do you get if you cross an American pioneer with an English batting game?
Davy Cricket.
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Gorillas

What do you call a huge gorilla who loves to dance?
King Conga.

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