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Joke Topic - 'Mixed Emotions'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Mixed Emotions'.


What's the definition of mixed emotions?
When you see your new mother-in law backing off a cliff in your brand new Mercedes.

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A spokesman for the local police department has said that the theft of twenty sacks of yeast from a bakery is causing rising anxiety.


Joe: I've got a cat who can say his own name.
Bob: That's great! What's your cat's name?
Joe: Meow!

Light Bulbs

How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, the old one and the new one.

Wedding Anniversary

Janice: Today is my fourth wedding anniversary.
Anne: So you and Robert have been married four years?
Janice: No. Robert's my fourth husband.


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What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?
A slippery customer.


What has ten legs, bulging eyes and is green and slimy?
I don't know.
Neither do I - but there's one crawling up your leg now!


Paranoids are people, too they have their own problems.
It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid too.

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