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Joke Topic - 'Moles'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Moles'.

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How do you stop moles digging up your garden?
Hide the spades.
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What did the mother mole say to her son?
Where in earth have you been?


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Pop

What do you call a pop group made up of animal doctors?
Vet, Vet, Vet.
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Cowboys

'Did you hear about the cowboy who was hanged for wearing paper trousers?'
'No, why was that?'
'Because they were rustling.'
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Sheep

What does a sheep that doesn't like Christmas say?
Baaaa Humbug.
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Open The Door

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey who?
Mickey won't work, so please open the door for me!
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Blondes

Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
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Fleas

Why was the mother flea very sad?
Because her children were all going to the dogs.
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Scottish

Did you hear about the Scottish kamikaze pilot?
He crashed his plane in his brother's scrapyard.
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Failure

Predestination was doomed to failure from the start
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Phone

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah phone I could use?

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