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Joke Topic - 'Moles'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Moles'.


How do you stop moles digging up your garden?
Hide the spades.

What did the mother mole say to her son?
Where in earth have you been?

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'No, why was that?'
'Because they were rustling.'


What does a sheep that doesn't like Christmas say?
Baaaa Humbug.

Open The Door

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mickey who?
Mickey won't work, so please open the door for me!


Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."


Why was the mother flea very sad?
Because her children were all going to the dogs.


Did you hear about the Scottish kamikaze pilot?
He crashed his plane in his brother's scrapyard.


Predestination was doomed to failure from the start


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sarah who?
Sarah phone I could use?

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