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Joke Topic - 'Monopoly'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Monopoly'.

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How come there's only one Monopolies Commission?


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Baseball

What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.
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Rabbits

What do you get if you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?
A honey bunny.
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Board Games

Which board game does Ebenezer Scrooge like to play at Christmas?
Mean-opoly.
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Lawyers

Lawyer Says His Client Is Not That Guilty
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot.
Don't worry it's just a chain reaction.
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Cannibals

Have you heard about the cannibal restaurant?
A meal will cost you an arm and a leg.
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Steamrollers

Do steam rollers really roll steam?
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Management

The degree of technical competence is inversely proportional to the level of management.
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Lawyers

Old lawyers never die. They just lose their appeal.

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