Joke Topic - 'Months'

Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni

Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
They all already have boyfriends.

Lawyers don't give bad advice - they charge for it.

What is a thespian pony?
A little horse play

Patient: Doctor, I feel like a window.
Doctor: Tell me where the pane is.

Mary: Why do you call your boyfriend 'wonder'?
Karen: Because I look at him and wonder.

Did you hear about the new Scottish football team whose players don't know each other?
They're called Glasgow Strangers.

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?
A really long hairbrush.

I haven't lost my mind it's backed up on tape somewhere.