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Joke Topic - 'Months'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Months'.

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Q. Some months have 31 days how many have 28?
all of them - all months have (at least) 28 days.
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Some months have 31 days, how many have 28?
All the months.


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School

Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni
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Men

Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
They all already have boyfriends.
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Lawyers

Lawyers don't give bad advice - they charge for it.
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Horses

What is a thespian pony?
A little horse play
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, I feel like a window.
Doctor: Tell me where the pane is.
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Boyfriends

Mary: Why do you call your boyfriend 'wonder'?
Karen: Because I look at him and wonder.
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Scottish

Did you hear about the new Scottish football team whose players don't know each other?
They're called Glasgow Strangers.
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Giraffes

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?
A really long hairbrush.
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Computers

I haven't lost my mind it's backed up on tape somewhere.

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