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Joke Topic - 'Mosquitoes'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Mosquitoes'.


What do mosquitoes learn in art class?
How to draw blood.

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Football Players

How many American college football players does it take to change a light bulb?
The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!


A man walked into a pet shop and said, 'I'd like a puppy for my son.'
'Sorry sir,' said the store owner, 'we don't do part exchange.'


What did the cannibal say when he met the famous explorer?
Doctor Livingstone, I consume?


What will Father Christmas suffer from if he ever gets stuck in a chimney?
Santa Claustrophobia.


Yo' mama's so poor, she married young just to get the rice!

Santa Claus

Who carries a sack and bites people?
Santa Jaws.


Two cannibals were having lunch.
One cannibal said "your wife makes a great soup."
"Yes" said the other one, "but I'm sure gonna miss her."


What are lawyers good for?
They make used car salesmen look good.


Many a poor husband was once a rich bachelor.

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