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Joke Topic - 'Mosquitoes'


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What do mosquitoes learn in art class?
How to draw blood.


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Football Players

How many American college football players does it take to change a light bulb?
The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Puppies

A man walked into a pet shop and said, 'I'd like a puppy for my son.'
'Sorry sir,' said the store owner, 'we don't do part exchange.'
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Cannibals

What did the cannibal say when he met the famous explorer?
Doctor Livingstone, I consume?
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Christmas

What will Father Christmas suffer from if he ever gets stuck in a chimney?
Santa Claustrophobia.
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Married

Yo' mama's so poor, she married young just to get the rice!
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Santa Claus

Who carries a sack and bites people?
Santa Jaws.
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Cannibals

Two cannibals were having lunch.
One cannibal said "your wife makes a great soup."
"Yes" said the other one, "but I'm sure gonna miss her."
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Lawyers

What are lawyers good for?
They make used car salesmen look good.
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Husbands

Many a poor husband was once a rich bachelor.

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