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Joke Topic - 'Mother-in-law'


Here are 12 jokes on the topic - 'Mother-in-law'.

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'Do you know, my mother-in-law has vanished, just disappeared from home. Just like that.'
'Have you given her description to the police?'
'No, they'd never believe me.'
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'I just bought my mother-in-law a Jaguar.' 'Cor - I thought you didn't like her.' 'I know what I'm doing, it's bitten her twice already.'
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'Oh, Nigel, I hear you buried you mother-in-law last week.' 'Had to... she was dead.'
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A man who hated his mother-in-law got three wishes from a genie.
Genie: "Whatever you wish for, your mother-in-law gets DOUBLE."
First wish: "I would like one billion dollars."
Genie: "Ok but mom get's two billion."
Second wish: "I would like an island off the coast of Greece."
Genie: "OK but mom get's two islands."
Third wish: " I would like you to beat me half to death."
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Did you hear the one about the cannibal who got married, and at the wedding reception, toasted his mother-in-law?
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Every Christmas I get a horrendous pain that stays for a week. Then my mother-in-law goes back to her own house.
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I gave my mother-in-law a waterproof, shockproof, anti-magnetic, unbreakable watch. She went and lost it.
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I'm not saying the mother-in-law's ugly, but she uses her bottom lip as a shower cap.
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My mother-in-law told me that she has a good complexion because she puts lemon juice on her face every morning.
But, perhaps that is why her face always looks so sour.
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The shortest distance between two points is the route a man takes when driving his mother-in-law home.

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