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Joke Topic - 'Motorist'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Motorist'.

Related Topics: Cars (31) Car Drivers (2) Motorists (6)
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A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began, "I can explain."
"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."
"But, officer, I just wanted to say,..."
"And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."
"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."
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Did you hear about the motorist on a tour of Scotland who went into a garage and asked them to fit his car with a set of Mull of Kin tyres?


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What is the most read thing at Christmas?
Rudolph's nose.
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Christmas

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rapture.
Rapture who?
Rapture Christmas presents yet?
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Musicians

What do you call a musician who's girlfriend has just dumped him?
Homeless.
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Steak

Why was the butcher so worried?
His job was at steak.
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Dogs

Ever notice that when the doorbell rings, the dog's the first one to the door, but it's never for him?
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Witches

My brother saw a witch riding on a broomstick. He said, 'What are you doing on that?'
The witch said, 'My best friend's got the vacuum cleaner.'
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Dress

Salesgirl: Which size dress would you like, madam?
Customer: I'd like a size 10, but I take a size 14.
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Teachers

Teacher: I wish you’d pay a little attention to what I'm saying!
Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can!
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Football

Why was the football coach yelling at the vending machine?
He wanted his quarter back.

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