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Joke Topic - 'Mountains'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Mountains'.

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What is the name of the unhappy range of mountains in Scotland?
The Grumpians.


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Dieting

I'm so overweight I tried dieting - but the only thing I lost was my temper!
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Sherlock Holmes

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.
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Liverpool

What song do Liverpool fans sing at Christmas?
"Yule never walk alone."
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Boss

Rules:
(1) The boss is always right.
(2) When the boss is wrong, refer to rule 1.
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Chicken

Why did the chicken want to join a pop group?
He already had the drumsticks!
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Astronauts

What does an astronaut do in the morning before he puts on his clothes?
He takes a meteor shower.
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Lawyers

Have you heard about the lawyers' word processor?
No matter what font you select, everything come out in fine print.
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Crazy Paving

I don't think crazy paving is all that its cracked up to be.
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Blondes

How do you murder a blonde?
Put spikes on her shoulder pads.

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