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Joke Topic - 'Mousetraps'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Mousetraps'.

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And now spell mousetrap in three letters.
C, A, T


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Cargo

Why is it if you send a package by Ship it is called Cargo, and if you send it by Car it is called a Shipment?
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Cemetery

Filming in cemetery angers residents
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Life

If you think life's a joke, tell me the punchline
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Squirrels

Why do sqirrels always 'live happily ever afterwards'?
Because they have furry tail ends.
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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when your twin sister forgets your birthday.
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Birds

What type of bird flies in formation, and releases red, white and blue smoke?
The red sparrows.
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Rabbits

Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
He was a millionhare.
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Christmas

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A. So he can ho-ho-ho.
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Ghosts

What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall?
The nightmayor.

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