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Joke Topic - 'Mousse'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Mousse'.


What do you get if you teach a deer to be a hairdresser?
A styling mousse.

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Deja Vu

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!
Didn't I see you yesterday?


What kind of coat is put on when it is wet?
A coat of paint.


Waiter, waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?
The breast stroke, sir.


Did you hear about the guy who went bankrupt in the laundry business?
He said he was all washed up.


What do witches sing at Christmas?
"Deck the Halls with Poison Ivy."


You're never alone with schizophrenia


Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."


Bill: So your son is at college. . . what's he going to be when he gets through?
Father: A pensioner.


What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.

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