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Joke Topic - 'Mousse'


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What do you get if you teach a deer to be a hairdresser?
A styling mousse.


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Deja Vu

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!
Didn't I see you yesterday?
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Paint

What kind of coat is put on when it is wet?
A coat of paint.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?
The breast stroke, sir.
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Bankrupt

Did you hear about the guy who went bankrupt in the laundry business?
He said he was all washed up.
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Witches

What do witches sing at Christmas?
"Deck the Halls with Poison Ivy."
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Schizophrenia

You're never alone with schizophrenia
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Blondes

Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
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College

Bill: So your son is at college. . . what's he going to be when he gets through?
Father: A pensioner.
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Birds

What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.

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