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Joke Topic - 'Mp'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Mp'.


How many MP's does it take to change a light bulb?
Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.

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Peace And Quiet

Honk your horn if you like peace and quiet.


How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one - but the bulb has got to want to change first.


When I talk people listen with their mouth open.
Oh, you must be a dentist.


Why do elephants do so well in school?
Because they have a lot of grey matter.


Yo mama is so fat, she has her own area code.


Why did the ham go to the doctor?
To get cured.


Q: How does an elephant get down from a tree?
A: It doesn't, You get down from a duck.


"Hello, is this the person to whom I am speaking?"


"I went fly-fishing yesterday."
"Did you catch anything?"
"Yes, a bluebottle."

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