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Joke Topic - 'Mugged'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Mugged'.


Yo momma's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told cops she got mugged.

Yo' mama's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the cops she got mugged!

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