Joke Topic - 'Mugged'

Why was the trombone player thrown out of the band?
Because he was letting thing's slide.

My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.

Why did Count Dracula want to become an actor?
He said it was in his blood.

Why was the dog unable to talk?
The cat got his tongue.

When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life, but I don't want one of them for my husband.

What do you call a man who sits at your front door?
Matt.

When I first started working, I used to dream of the day when I might be earning the salary I'm starving on now.

Bill: So your son is at college. . . what's he going to be when he gets through?
Father: A pensioner.

What did one horse say to the other one? Any friend of yours is a palomino.