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Joke Topic - 'Mumble'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Mumble'.


When in charge, ponder. When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate.

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I call my girlfriend 'Laryngitis' because she's a right pain in the neck.

Humpty Dumpty

Why is it risky to tell funny jokes to Humpty Dumpty?
Because he might crack up.


John: My mother thinks I'm too thin.
Helen: What gave you that idea?
John: She is always saying she can see right through me.


What do you call a skeleton who doesn't want to work?
A lazybones.


I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.


He is a born executive . . . his father owns the business.


They call him Caterpillar.
Why do they call him that?
Because he got where he is by crawling.


What did they say to King Harold at the battle of Hastings?
Cor! Get an eyeful of those arrows!


Did you hear about the neurotic octopus?
He was a crazy mixed-up squid.

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