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Joke Topic - 'Mumble'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Mumble'.

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When in charge, ponder. When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate.


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Girlfriends

I call my girlfriend 'Laryngitis' because she's a right pain in the neck.
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Humpty Dumpty

Why is it risky to tell funny jokes to Humpty Dumpty?
Because he might crack up.
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Mother

John: My mother thinks I'm too thin.
Helen: What gave you that idea?
John: She is always saying she can see right through me.
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Skeletons

What do you call a skeleton who doesn't want to work?
A lazybones.
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Fool

I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.
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Executive

He is a born executive . . . his father owns the business.
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Crawling

They call him Caterpillar.
Why do they call him that?
Because he got where he is by crawling.
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Arrows

What did they say to King Harold at the battle of Hastings?
Cor! Get an eyeful of those arrows!
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Octopus

Did you hear about the neurotic octopus?
He was a crazy mixed-up squid.

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