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Joke Topic - 'Music'


Here are 8 jokes on the topic - 'Music'.

Related Topics: Musical (1) Musician (1) Musicians (3) Singing (3) Sing (5) Sings (2)
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Did you hear about the idiot who put his radio into a refrigerator?
He wanted to hear some cool music.
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Did you hear about the music store that was robbed last night?
The thieves made off with the lute.
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Greetings from the school of Computer Generated Music, in a moment we will play one of our shorter selections, after which you may leave a message.
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Hostess: They tell me you love good music.
Guest: Yes, I do. But never mind, keep right on playing.
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If music be the food of love, I need re-tuning
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Patient: I feel like a sheet of music.
Doctor: Please wait a minute while I look at your notes.
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Piano Tuner: "I've come to tune your piano."
Music Teacher: "But we didn't send for you."
Piano Tuner: "No, but the people who live opposite did."
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What musical instrument does a skeleton play?
A trombone.

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