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Joke Topic - 'Musical'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Musical'.

Related Topics: Music (8) Musician (1) Musicians (3) Singing (3) Sing (5) Sings (2)

Did you hear about the musical ghost? He wrote haunting melodies.

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What did the bald man say when he was given a comb as a birthday present?
Thanks, I'll never part with it.


What do you call a train that is carrying toffee?
A chew chew train.


Did you hear about the two satellite dishes that got married?
The wedding was terrible, but the reception was great!

Father Christmas

What is fat and jolly and runs around on eight wheels?
Father Christmas on roller skates.


Why does a woman say she's been shopping even when she hasn't bought a thing?


Why did the dog run after the duck?
Because everyone kept telling him to get down.


Sign in a restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."


Yo' mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise!

Golf Balls

Why is it so hard to drive golf balls?
They don't have steering wheels!

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