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Joke Topic - 'Musical'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Musical'.

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Did you hear about the musical ghost? He wrote haunting melodies.


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Bald

What did the bald man say when he was given a comb as a birthday present?
Thanks, I'll never part with it.
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Trains

What do you call a train that is carrying toffee?
A chew chew train.
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Wedding

Did you hear about the two satellite dishes that got married?
The wedding was terrible, but the reception was great!
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Father Christmas

What is fat and jolly and runs around on eight wheels?
Father Christmas on roller skates.
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Shopping

Why does a woman say she's been shopping even when she hasn't bought a thing?
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Dogs

Why did the dog run after the duck?
Because everyone kept telling him to get down.
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Signs

Sign in a restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."
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Jog

Yo' mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise!
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Golf Balls

Why is it so hard to drive golf balls?
They don't have steering wheels!

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