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Joke Topic - 'Musician'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Musician'.

Related Topics: Music (8) Musical (1) Musicians (3) Singing (3) Sing (5) Sings (2)

What is the difference between a corpse and a musician?
One composes and the other decomposes.

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