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Joke Topic - 'Musician'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Musician'.

Related Topics: Music (8) Musical (1) Musicians (3) Singing (3) Sing (5) Sings (2)
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What is the difference between a corpse and a musician?
One composes and the other decomposes.


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Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

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