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Joke Topic - 'Musicians'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Musicians'.

Related Topics: Music (8) Musical (1) Musician (1) Singing (3) Sing (5) Sings (2)

How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.

Old musicians never die, they just decompose.

What do you call a musician who's girlfriend has just dumped him?

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What do you call a stolen pork sausage?
The missing link.

Hot Dogs

How do you make a hot dog stand?
Take away its chair.


Q: Do you know what is black and blue and found in a ditch?
A: A man who told one to many blonde jokes.


Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm really interested.


And now spell mousetrap in three letters.
C, A, T


Errors have occurred.
We won't tell you where or why.
Lazy programmers.


What do you call a young woman who likes to hunt vampires?
A Miss Stake.


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Yo' momma's so fat, she was standing at a corner and the cops came over and said, "Hey! Break it up!"

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