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Joke Topic - 'Mustard'


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Did you hear about the three French swordsmen who liked to put mustard in their ears?
They were known as the three mustardears.


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Reality

My reality check just bounced - Insufficient substance.
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Blondes

Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A: An air bag.
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Dentists

I wanted to be a dentist, but I didn't have enough pull.
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Scottish

Why do pipers like to march as they play the bagpipes?
A moving target is harder to hit.
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Banana

Why did the banana visit the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.
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Lawyers

Last year a group of terrorists hijacked a planeload of lawyers. They said that they'd release one every hour unless their demands were met.
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Roads

What did the road say to the bridge?
You make me cross.
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The Alphabet

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
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Exorcists

Did you hear what happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?
No, what?
He was repossessed.

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