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Joke Topic - 'Nag'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Nag'.

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How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but you have to nag him for a fortnight first.


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Promises

What can you break without touching it?
Your promise.
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Crab

Why was the crab sent to jail?
Because he kept pinching things.
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Blondes

Q: How does a blonde get hurt raking leaves?
A: She falls out of the tree!
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Chocolate

What is made of chocolate and is found at the bottom of the sea?
An oyster egg.
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The Titanic

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
About half way.
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Sheep

How many sheep does it take to make a woolly sweater?
I didn't even know they could knit.
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Magician

He's a magician. He can turn absolutely anything into an argument.
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Blondes

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?
A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Liz.
Liz who?
Liz see what you look like.

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