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Joke Topic - 'Nails'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Nails'.


Hamish was building a garden shed and he ran out of nails so he went to the hardware store to buy some more.
"How long do you want them?" asked the storekeeper.
"Oh, I need to keep them," replied Hamish.

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