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Joke Topic - 'Neatly'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Neatly'.

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If you don't know what you're doing, do it neatly.


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Garlic

Have you heard about the new garlic diet?
You don't actually lose weight, but you look thinner from a distance.
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Blondes

Q: What did the blonde say when she dropped the priceless Ming vase?
A: "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt."
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Bars

A man walks into a bar! ouch!!!
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Cliffhanger

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cliff.
Cliff who?
Cliffhanger.
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Skunk

Why did the skunk use loads of paper hankies?
Because he had a stinking cold.
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Christmas

What is the most read thing at Christmas?
Rudolph's nose.
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Exits

Exits are on the way out
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing into the future.
When did this first happen?
Next Tuesday.
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Chicken

What do you call a chicken that haunts houses?
A poultrygeist.

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