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Joke Topic - 'Neighborhood'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Neighborhood'.

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Why did the cat move to a new neighborhood?
Because the old one had gone to the dogs!


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Hill

What do you call a man who lives on the sheltered side of a hill?
Lee.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains.
Pull yourself together!
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Cats

What has four legs, whiskers, a tail and flies?
A dead cat.
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Cows

What type of events do cows like to go to?
Barn Dances.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing into the future.
When did this first happen?
Next Tuesday.
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Blondes

Did you hear about the blonde that threw away her weight loss video because she noticed that the people on the video were not losing weight either?
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Complain

The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
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Clown

What do you get if you cross a circus clown and a goat?
You get a silly billy.
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Santa

Why did Santa get a parking ticket?
He parked in a snow parking zone.

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