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Joke Topic - 'Neighbors'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Neighbors'.


Do you play your piano by ear?
No, I play it by the open window to annoy my neighbors.

What did the cannibals say to their nextdoor neighbors?
We'd really love to have you over for dinner!"

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What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Extra large, with everybody on it.

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