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Joke Topic - 'Neighbors'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Neighbors'.

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Do you play your piano by ear?
No, I play it by the open window to annoy my neighbors.
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What did the cannibals say to their nextdoor neighbors?
We'd really love to have you over for dinner!"


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Programmers

Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand
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Doctors

Doctor: Nurse, I'm ready to see the next patient now, can you send her in?
Nurse: Sorry, she didn't look very well, so I sent her home.
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Bees

What do you call it when a swarm of bees help in undercover police work?
A sting operation.
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Work

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
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Poodle

What do you get if you cross a chicken and a poodle?
Pooched eggs.
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Bride

The bride looked stunning and the groom looked stunned.
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The Meek

The meek shall inherit the earth - if that's all right with you?
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Hippies

What's the wife of a hippie called?
Mississippi.
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Cannibals

What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Extra large, with everybody on it.

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