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Joke Topic - 'Nervous'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Nervous'.


Where do milk shakes come from?
Nervous cows.

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What time is it when a chinaman goes to the dentist?
Two-thirty (Tooth hurty).


Why did the germ cross the microscope?
It wanted to get to the other slide.


Which famous Roman general always had colds?
Julius Sneezer!


Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup.'
'No, sir, actually that's the chef. The last customer was a witch doctor.'


What musical instrument does a skeleton play?
A trombone.


A sign in the window of a restaurant: "Eat now - Pay waiter."


Did you hear about the man who stole a truckload of eggs?
He has returned them. Apparently he only did it for a yolk.


Brian: Yesterday my dog grabbed my dictionary and started chewing it. Fred: So what did you do?
Brian: I took the words right out of his mouth.

Humpty Dumpty

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, after a lousy summer

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