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Joke Topic - 'New York'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'New York'.


How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five - one to change the bulb and four to protect him from muggers.

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How did the soccer field end up as a triangle?
Somebody took a corner.

No Difference

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Max who?
Max no difference to me.


Mother: So what have you learned on your first day at high school?
Son: Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.


What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right hand?
Your right elbow.


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Because they have furry tail ends.


Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?
A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

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What do you call a large fish that makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather!

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