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Joke Topic - 'New York'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'New York'.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five - one to change the bulb and four to protect him from muggers.


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Soccer

How did the soccer field end up as a triangle?
Somebody took a corner.
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No Difference

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Max.
Max who?
Max no difference to me.
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School

Mother: So what have you learned on your first day at high school?
Son: Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.
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Elbow

What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right hand?
Your right elbow.
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Politicians

Political T.V. commercials prove one thing: some candidates can tell all their good points and qualifications in just 30 seconds.
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Squirrels

Why do sqirrels always 'live happily ever afterwards'?
Because they have furry tail ends.
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Blondes

Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?
A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.
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Fat Chance

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
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Fish

What do you call a large fish that makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather!

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