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Joke Topic - 'Newspaper'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Newspaper'.


Printed in a newspaper - Hugh and Ruth went to grammar school together and their marriage will stop a romance begun between them there.

What do cows like to read at the breakfast table?
The daily moospaper!

When a man was reading the newspaper, his wife asked, "Will you still love me when I'm old and gray?" "Sure I do," he mumbled.

Which newspaper do cows enjoy reading?
The Daily Moos.

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He who laughs last is probably your boss.


What do you call a baby budgie?
A budget.


I Work For The Government - I'm Here To Help You.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waiter who?
Waiter round and you'll find out.


What do you get if you cross a very talkative parrot with an ape?
A blab-boon.


How do you make an apple puff?
You chase it around the kitchen.


Q: How does an elephant get down from a tree?
A: It doesn't, You get down from a duck.


Boyfriend: Is that a new perfume I smell?
Girlfriend: It is, and you do!


Hypochondriacs make me sick

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