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Joke Topic - 'Newspaper'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Newspaper'.

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Printed in a newspaper - Hugh and Ruth went to grammar school together and their marriage will stop a romance begun between them there.
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What do cows like to read at the breakfast table?
The daily moospaper!
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When a man was reading the newspaper, his wife asked, "Will you still love me when I'm old and gray?" "Sure I do," he mumbled.
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Which newspaper do cows enjoy reading?
The Daily Moos.


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Laughs

He who laughs last is probably your boss.
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Budgie

What do you call a baby budgie?
A budget.
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Government

I Work For The Government - I'm Here To Help You.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waiter.
Waiter who?
Waiter round and you'll find out.
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Parrots

What do you get if you cross a very talkative parrot with an ape?
A blab-boon.
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Apples

How do you make an apple puff?
You chase it around the kitchen.
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Elephants

Q: How does an elephant get down from a tree?
A: It doesn't, You get down from a duck.
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Girlfriends

Boyfriend: Is that a new perfume I smell?
Girlfriend: It is, and you do!
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Hypochondriacs

Hypochondriacs make me sick

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