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Joke Topic - 'Newspaper'
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Newspaper'.
Printed in a newspaper - Hugh and Ruth went to grammar school together and their marriage will stop a romance begun between them there.
What do cows like to read at the breakfast table?
The daily moospaper!
The daily moospaper!
When a man was reading the newspaper, his wife asked, "Will you still love
me when I'm old and gray?" "Sure I do," he mumbled.
Which newspaper do cows enjoy reading?
The Daily Moos.
The Daily Moos.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Laughs
He who laughs last is probably your boss.
Budgie
What do you call a baby budgie?
A budget.
A budget.
Government
I Work For The Government - I'm Here To Help You.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waiter.
Waiter who?
Waiter round and you'll find out.
Who's there?
Waiter.
Waiter who?
Waiter round and you'll find out.
Parrots
What do you get if you cross a very talkative parrot with an ape?
A blab-boon.
A blab-boon.
Apples
How do you make an apple puff?
You chase it around the kitchen.
You chase it around the kitchen.
Elephants
Q: How does an elephant get down from a tree?
A: It doesn't, You get down from a duck.
A: It doesn't, You get down from a duck.
Girlfriends
Boyfriend: Is that a new perfume I smell?
Girlfriend: It is, and you do!
Girlfriend: It is, and you do!
Hypochondriacs
Hypochondriacs make me sick
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