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Joke Topic - 'Newspapers'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Newspapers'.

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Printed in a newspaper - The marriage of Miss Anna Bloch and Mr William Dashwood, which was announced in this paper a few weeks ago, was a mistake and we wish to correct it.


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Astronauts

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
At parking meteors.
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Dentists

Why did the queen go to the dentist?
To get her teeth crowned.
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Lawyers

Where there's a will, there's a happy Lawyer!
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Elephants

Q: Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkled?
A: Because if they were small, white and smooth they'd be asprins.
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Indigestion

Waiter: And what will you have to follow your main course, sir?
Diner: Most likely indigestion.
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Paranoid

Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.
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Bulls

What do you call a bull when it is sleeping?
A bulldozer.
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Banana

Why did the banana cross the road?
It was a slip road.
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Lightning

Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge

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