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Joke Topic - 'Nightclubs'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Nightclubs'.

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What do you call the people who are made of rubber and stand at the entrance to a nightclub?
Bouncers.


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Yodel

Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.
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Fat Chance

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
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Chauffeur

Overheard to a chauffeur: 'James, I'm now ninety and rather bored with life, so I want to commit suicide. Kindly drive over the next cliff.'
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Pessimists

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, the old one is probably screwed in too tight.
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Coming In

Knock knock.
Who's there
Stan.
Stan who?
Stan back, I'm coming in.
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Ghosts

Why is a ghost like a cold breeze?
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Politicians

There are two sorts of politicians: those who can talk nonsense on any subject under the sun, and those who donít need a subject.
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Piano

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
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Dracula

What is Dracula's favorite song?
'Fangs for the memory.'

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