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Joke Topic - 'Nightmares'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Nightmares'.

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My mum said to my sister, 'I had this awful nightmare. There was your teacher being devoured by this foul-looking monster.'
My sister said 'Go on, what happened.'
My mum said, 'Well, I can't get it out of my head really. The ugly face, the foul fangs, the slimy dribble, the bloodshot eyes....
My sister said, 'Yes' but what did the monster look like?'


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Computers

What do computers like to eat when they are hungry?
Chips.
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Computers

The reason computer chips are so small is computers don't eat much.
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Birds

What kind of bird is always on its knees?
A bird of prey.
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Steak

Diner: Waiter, when I ordered this steak, I said 'Well done'.
Waiter: Thank you Sir.
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Humpty Dumpty

Why is it risky to tell funny jokes to Humpty Dumpty?
Because he might crack up.
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Basketball

Why did the basketball court get wet?
The players dribbled all over it.
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Musicians

How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Student

Your child may be an honor student but you're still an idiot.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, this coffee tastes like tea.'
'oh, I'm sorry, sir. I must have brought you cocoa by mistake.'

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