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Joke Topic - 'Noisy'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Noisy'.


Which type of pet is the noisiest?
A trumpet!

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What do you call a woman who goes into a bar and starts to juggle with the drinks?
Beatrix (beer tricks).


What do pigs like to do when they play soccer?
Hog the ball.

Father Christmas

Why did Father Christmas want a garden?
So he could Ho, Ho, Ho!

Santa Claus

What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas?
Santa Claws.


Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?
In a hog cabin.


Is it time for your medication or mine?


The reason computer chips are so small is computers don't eat much.


How do you terrify a vampire?
Ask them if they would like some garlic with their steak?


Highway man to traveller: Your money or your life!
Traveller: Take my life, I'm saving up.

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