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Joke Topic - 'Noisy'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Noisy'.

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Which type of pet is the noisiest?
A trumpet!


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Bars

What do you call a woman who goes into a bar and starts to juggle with the drinks?
Beatrix (beer tricks).
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Soccer

What do pigs like to do when they play soccer?
Hog the ball.
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Father Christmas

Why did Father Christmas want a garden?
So he could Ho, Ho, Ho!
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Santa Claus

What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas?
Santa Claws.
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Pigs

Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?
In a hog cabin.
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Medication

Is it time for your medication or mine?
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Computers

The reason computer chips are so small is computers don't eat much.
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Vampires

How do you terrify a vampire?
Ask them if they would like some garlic with their steak?
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Money

Highway man to traveller: Your money or your life!
Traveller: Take my life, I'm saving up.

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