Joke Topic - 'Nonsense'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Nonsense'.

There are two sorts of politicians: those who can talk nonsense on any subject under the sun, and those who don�t need a subject.

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Girlfriends

My girlfriend just saved me a lot of money - she married someone else.

What do you call a crazy spaceman?
An astronut.

Thieves Steal Burglar Alarm

"I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am.
It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get."

What do you call a man who is able to complete a job in just 30 seconds?
Arthur Minute.

Acoustic: What you shoot pool with.

Did you hear about this cowboy whose dog fell over a cliff?
He said, 'Dawg gone.'

How many VENTRILOQUISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the gulg and one to gold the gottom of the lagger.

What should do you do for a pig that has a sore leg?
Rub it with oinkment.

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