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Joke Topic - 'Nonsense'


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There are two sorts of politicians: those who can talk nonsense on any subject under the sun, and those who donít need a subject.


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Girlfriends

My girlfriend just saved me a lot of money - she married someone else.
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Spaceman

What do you call a crazy spaceman?
An astronut.
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Thieves

Thieves Steal Burglar Alarm
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Drunks

"I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am.
It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get."
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Job

What do you call a man who is able to complete a job in just 30 seconds?
Arthur Minute.
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Pool

Acoustic: What you shoot pool with.
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Cowboys

Did you hear about this cowboy whose dog fell over a cliff?
He said, 'Dawg gone.'
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Ventriloquists

How many VENTRILOQUISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the gulg and one to gold the gottom of the lagger.
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Pigs

What should do you do for a pig that has a sore leg?
Rub it with oinkment.

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