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Joke Topic - 'Noses'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Noses'.

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When they were handing out noses, you thought that they said roses and so you asked for a big red one.


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Call

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joan.
Joan who?
Joan call us, we'll call you.
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Diplomacy

Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.
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Dogs

My brother said, 'Mum, I'm feeling sick as a dog.'
My mum said, 'Hang on, I'll call the vet.'
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Checkers

Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are not ties. Explain this.
they are not playing each other.
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Courts

Just remember: when you go to court, you are trusting your fate to twelve people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!
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Hippopotamus

What do you call a hippo that is very untidy?
A hippopota-mess.
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Cat

Knock Knock
Who's There
Cat
Cat Who
Caterpilla
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Well Off

Wife: Before we were married, you told me you were well off.
Husband: I was, but I didn't realize just how how well off I was.
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Coffee

Did you hear the story about the cup of coffee?
It's real hot stuff.

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