Joke Topic - 'Noses'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Noses'.

When they were handing out noses, you thought that they said roses and so you asked for a big red one.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joan.
Joan who?
Joan call us, we'll call you.

Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.

My brother said, 'Mum, I'm feeling sick as a dog.'
My mum said, 'Hang on, I'll call the vet.'

Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are not ties. Explain this.
they are not playing each other.

Just remember: when you go to court, you are trusting your fate to twelve people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!

What do you call a hippo that is very untidy?
A hippopota-mess.

Knock Knock
Who's There
Cat
Cat Who
Caterpilla

Wife: Before we were married, you told me you were well off.
Husband: I was, but I didn't realize just how how well off I was.

Did you hear the story about the cup of coffee?
It's real hot stuff.

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