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Joke Topic - 'Not Yourself'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Not Yourself'.

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You're not yourself today. I noticed the great improvement at once.


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Vanity

Did you hear about the extremely vain actor?
Every time he opened the fridge door and the little light came on he would bow.
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King

Why was it easy for the king to draw straight lines
Because he was the ruler.
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Ants

Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.
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Monsters

What do you call a monster tree that wanders around the forest?
Frankenpine.
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Cats

What do cats like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Crispies.
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Buffalo

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his boy off at school?
"Bye, son!"
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Pigs

Why should you never tell your secrets to a pig?
Because he is a squealer.
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Dogs

Why don't dogs like traveling in planes?
They get jet wag.
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Blondes

Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A: Change.

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