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Joke Topic - 'Nuisance'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Nuisance'.

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My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do?
Take his bike away.


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Dogs

What breed of dog would you want on your American football team?
A golden receiver.
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Henry VIII

Which famous English King invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th.
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Brake

I brake for Hallucinations.
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Dating

Did you hear about the dating agency for chickens that went bankrupt last week?
They couldn't make hens meet.
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Blondes

What happened to the Blonde terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
She burned her lips on the exhaust pipe.
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Football Players

How many American college football players does it take to change a light bulb?
The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Lawyers

What should you do if you find three lawyers buried up to their neck in cement?
Run and find some more cement!
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Pilot

Why did the pilot visit the physiatrist?
Because he was plane crazy.
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Vampires

Did you hear about the vampire who liked ballroom dancing?
He especially liked the vaultz.

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