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Joke Topic - 'Nurse'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Nurse'.

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Doctor: Nurse, I'm ready to see the next patient now, can you send her in?
Nurse: Sorry, she didn't look very well, so I sent her home.
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Head Nurse: How is that new patient doing?
Nurse: He's a real pain. Yesterday he cried all day just because he lost four teeth.
Head Nurse: What's wrong with that? I'd be pretty upset if I lost four teeth.
Nurse: From his comb?


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Keep

What can you keep even though you have given it to someone?
Your word.
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Ruthless

The murderer certainly was ruthless when he committed the crime!
How do you know that?
Because Ruth was with me.
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Bees

Name the bees' favourite pop star.
Sting.
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Dogs

Why don't dogs like traveling in planes?
They get jet wag.
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Jail

Did you hear about the English teacher who was sent to jail?
She got a full sentence.
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Girlfriends

If my girlfriend said what she thought she'd be completely speechless.
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Zebras

Why was the zebra made leader of the animal army?
Because he was the one with the most stripes.
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Apples

What type+ of apple isn't an apple?
A pineapple.
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Fishing

The worst day fishing is better than the best day working

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